END of YEAR 1…
The last paper of Semester 2 final is Engineering Thermodynamic. Let me add in a few Law to sum up what I had learnt from the thermodynamic module.
First Law of Dougie: Increase in entropy inside a British Professor would increase the tendency of saying ‘Bloody Hell ‘ repeatitively
Proof of Dougie’s First Law: As a person grows older, the entropy inside the body increases (growing process is irreversible). The old Prof ‘Mickey’* says ‘Bloody Hell !’ for more than 6 time in less than 10 minutes when I ask him a question.
The Second Law of Dougie: Low quality of teaching would reverse the evolution process upon the lecturer himself.
Proof of Dougie’s Second Law: Let the quality of teaching be X (High quality teaching has value of X approaching 1) . The value of X for Dr. John’s teaching is approximately 0.1221. Thus, he has stop shaving since then and sooner or later, he would be named Dr. Tarzan. Let’s give him a few more month, to grow more facial hair, before we crown him as Dr. Tarzan. Shall we?
Assumptions made for these 2 Law:
a) You might or might not understand what I am writing.
b) Actual name is not reveal to protect the privacy of those mentioned.
c) ‘Dr. John’ is not refering to ‘Dr. John’ who teaches Professional Skill in
Chemical Eng. Semester 1 module. Or is he the one??
*** I need some intellectual feed back on this ! ***
**Enough crapping for one night**
May 19th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
sial sial
hey cepat come back la
sien si
May 19th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Mai kin tio!! be back on 26.. then go futsal!!
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:57 am
First law of Joy-Ce: Asking questions regarding the P-h envelope will result into more blurness
Proof: Professor *Mickey* has very huge language barrier when explaining things… He’s unsure of what is he talking about and took 15 minutes and 34 seconds to figure out how to read the P-h diagram, in the end… Poor Joy-Ce learnt nothing and decided to resolve into books instead…=(
May 24th, 2006 at 7:46 am
ikan papa…
is it that i m stupid or u “siao siao” oledi…
apa u cakap… tak faham langsung…
according to
Li-aNn’s simplified 1st Law : Li-aNn is pretty de!!!
Li-aNn’s simplified 2nd Law: Save money and “si kui” is not the same de la…
Li-aNn’s simplified nth Law: Li-aNn’s The BEST !!!!
haih~~~ gonna miss u and ikan mama a lot la for the next 3 months…
May 24th, 2006 at 8:52 am
haha….funny….
may i add one more law…..
:stupid lecturer is stupid.
they are always stupid..
bacause they are proud of their stupidness….
so they want to be stupid…
therefore, they are really stupid….
for example, prof. mickey…dr. unshaved and one more is the one who told me when solving one big project that “you try to erase all your work before, do it all over again then you won’t repeat your mistakes…..” bull shit!!!
May 26th, 2006 at 8:11 am
Li ann, 20 years old lo wei!! actually the question i ask mickey was also p-H diagram. hahaa…forgot about dr. low
May 28th, 2006 at 1:00 am
lol douglas. don’t let thermo fry your brain so much la…
got pin’s law also. got one rule only. very simple. - Pin is always great!~ =P
Happy holidays douglas! It was nice to be in chem eng with u!
June 1st, 2006 at 7:49 pm
hey doug.. think its the decrease in entropy that leads to increase in order, then caused him losing creativity to use new words instead of jus bloody hell… haha