END of YEAR 1…
Friday, May 19th, 2006
The last paper of Semester 2 final is Engineering Thermodynamic. Let me add in a few Law to sum up what I had learnt from the thermodynamic module.
First Law of Dougie: Increase in entropy inside a British Professor would increase the tendency of saying ‘Bloody Hell ‘ repeatitively
Proof of Dougie’s First Law: As a person grows older, the entropy inside the body increases (growing process is irreversible). The old Prof ‘Mickey’* says ‘Bloody Hell !’ for more than 6 time in less than 10 minutes when I ask him a question.
The Second Law of Dougie: Low quality of teaching would reverse the evolution process upon the lecturer himself.
Proof of Dougie’s Second Law: Let the quality of teaching be X (High quality teaching has value of X approaching 1) . The value of X for Dr. John’s teaching is approximately 0.1221. Thus, he has stop shaving since then and sooner or later, he would be named Dr. Tarzan. Let’s give him a few more month, to grow more facial hair, before we crown him as Dr. Tarzan. Shall we?
Assumptions made for these 2 Law:
a) You might or might not understand what I am writing.
b) Actual name is not reveal to protect the privacy of those mentioned.
c) ‘Dr. John’ is not refering to ‘Dr. John’ who teaches Professional Skill in
Chemical Eng. Semester 1 module. Or is he the one??
*** I need some intellectual feed back on this ! ***
**Enough crapping for one night**
